Glorious Saver of Baby
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Inspired by the classic children's story!
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Which children's story?
Thank you for asking, pixel32. This is a classic children's story which is well known in the Democratic People's Republic of Korea however censored in the captialist media. It begins shortly after the DPRK victory over the foreign invaders in 1953. Hungry and demoralized western forces crossed the DMZ under cover of darkness to steal food from DPRK storehouses. Upon discovering insurmoutable defenses at supply depots, they rendered a young mother unconcious and robbed her of child knowing that the flesh would undoubtedly be brimming with nutrients and flavor. The mother awoke and followed the capitalist gangsters back to their encampment where they began to interrogate the baby to learn of troop concentrations. The baby was quite unwilling to disclose intelligence which frustrated the invaders to no end. They decided it would be necessary to call upon a more wily interrogator and thus set off to the local bank. The mother, lying in wait, seized this moment to free her infant but without intention alerted the aggressors to her presence by tipping a stack of golden coins. Running faster than ever before, she heroically bounded across the minefields of the frontier evading the bullets and grasp of the foreigners.
Oh, we have that story in the West. We call it "The Sound of Music".
LMAO. Love it!