haha brilliant!

but why is this licenced under 5 different licences? surely 1 should suffice?

That sounds like Aggamemnons Gladiatior body in Legends of Dune 1 :The Butlerian Jihad! :-)

Just throwing in a silly idea here- how about, before the player can go and kick some bad guy ass, he/she must down x amount of pints to get over the pain of losing his/her parent/village/pet/sword/clothes.etc

maybe I can add some?

• beat{rival} in {competition}(basically, pokemon)
• bring {villian}to justice
• capture {villian}
• redeem {self}
• explore {area}
• survive{event}