Your joke benefited me greatly. You see, I had this cutscene where a character grabbed some corn from a stack, planted it, and then used magic to make corn plants grow.

When I re-created it with public domain assets, I decimated the geometry on this, UV wrapped in public domain textures, and viola, instant corn plant. My character can even eat this after he steals it from the farmer's field :>

I've included this asset in the AnyRPG Engine. Its been featured in a YouTube livestream at https://youtu.be/t4xqkYE9YrU and you've been added to both the in-engine credits, and the credits at anyrpg.org.